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The purpose of this page is to serve as laboratory for me to experiment with different web page building techniques and learn what I can.

So if you come across any problems please drop me a line. If you have any suggestions or tips to share feel free to let me know.

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It also serves as a place for me to store some miscellaneous information (Quotes, jokes, antidotes etc.) I feel should be shared.

You will also find the usual – My Interest, My Hobbies, My Favorite Links.

So enjoy and please come back again, because the page will be constantly changing.

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Quotes and Jokes

"If angry, count to 10. If really angry, swear." Mark Twain

A women walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. The bartender says ‘We don’t serve cows in here!". The women answers "But this is a duck.". He replied "I was talking to the duck".

"Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach. Those who can’t teach taught Phys Ed at my school." Woody Allen (from "Annie Hall")

A man walks up to a bartender and ask "How tall is a penguin?" The bartender says "About 2-3 feet." The man says "Oh no, I just ran over a nun!"

"Women. You can’t live with em… pass the bear nuts" Norm Peterson (from "Cheers")

A man goes to the doctor with a sore throat. The doctor says "Look out the window and stick out you tongue." The man ask "Will that make me feel better?" "No" says the doctor "I'm mad at my neighbor"

A fork walks down the street with a spoon. The fork ask "Who was that ladle I saw you with last night?' "That was no ladle", says the spoon "That was my knife."

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Movies

MAJOR ACADEMY AWARD NOMINATIONS

(My predictions in red)

Best Picture:

"Elizabeth"

"Life is Beautiful"

"Saving Private Ryan"

"Shakespeare In Love"

"The Thin Red Line

Actor In A Leading Role:

Roberto Benigni

Tom Hanks

Ian McKellen

Nick Nolte

Edward Norton

"Life Is Beautiful"

"Saving Private Ryan"

"Gods and Monsters"

"Affliction"

"American History X"

Actress In A Leading Role:

Cate Blanchett

Fernada Montenegro

Gwyneth Paltrow

Meryl Streep

Emily Watson

"Elizabeth"

"Central Station"

"Shakespeare In Love"

"One True Thing"

"Hillary and Jackie"

Actor In A Supporting Role:

James Coburn

Robert Duvall

Ed Harris

Geoffrey Rush

Billy Bob Thornton

"Affliction"

"A Civil Action"

"The Truman Show"

"Shakespeare In Love"

"A Simple Plan"

Actress In A Supporting Role:

Kathy Bates

Brenda Blethyn

Judi Dench

Rachel Griffiths

Lynn Redgrave

"Primary Colors"

"Little Voice"

"Shakespeare In Love"

"Hillary and Jackie"

"Gods and Monsters"

Directing:

Roberto Benigni

Steven Spielberg

John Madden

Terrence Malick

Peter Weir

"Life is Beautiful"

"Saving Private Ryan"

"Shakespeare In Love"

"The Thin Red Line"

"The Truman Show"

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Television

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Best Picture:
"Elizabeth" "Life is Beautiful" "Saving Private Ryan" "Shakespeare In Love" "The Thin Red Line

Actor In A Leading Role:
Roberto Benigni Tom Hanks Ian McKellen Nick Nolte Edward Norton	"Life Is Beautiful" "Saving Private Ryan" "Gods and Monsters" "Affliction" "American History X"

Actress In A Leading Role:
Cate Blanchett Fernada Montenegro Gwyneth Paltrow Meryl Streep Emily Watson	"Elizabeth" "Central Station" "Shakespeare In Love" "One True Thing" "Hillary and Jackie"

Actor In A Supporting Role:
James Coburn Robert Duvall Ed Harris Geoffrey Rush Billy Bob Thornton	"Affliction" "A Civil Action" "The Truman Show" "Shakespeare In Love" "A Simple Plan"

Actress In A Supporting Role:
Kathy Bates Brenda Blethyn Judi Dench Rachel Griffiths Lynn Redgrave	"Primary Colors" "Little Voice" "Shakespeare In Love" "Hillary and Jackie" "Gods and Monsters"

Directing:
Roberto Benigni Steven Spielberg John Madden Terrence Malick Peter Weir	"Life is Beautiful" "Saving Private Ryan" "Shakespeare In Love" "The Thin Red Line" "The Truman Show"